The Great Viking War of Season 3

The currency this season seems to be boat building, and the Melon Vikings are an adaptive bunch, and we never back down from a challenge.

Nor do we force you to conform to our boat aesthetic. Like those pesky pirates.

We're not going to plop a long boat down on your base and have it stick out like a sore thumb. No, No, never, we've got more taste than that.

So when Mr. @WordlyWalker requested a boat, not just any old boat would do! First, he wanted one with cannons so he could destroy the WoO from his base, and I was amicable to that, as that's less work for me. But Mr. W is an indecisive man, and as his current build aesthetic is modern and lacks any kind of cannon, we settled on a modern party boat.

No anyone who sides with the vikings has a fabulous place to party when we win. Or lose.

Kf5Bu8H.png


The Starry is a mid-range luxury yacht with modern amenities the likes of which a melon Viking has never seen! These include modern plumbing, plush beds made of a lovely squishy material that doesn't itch, a big black box that plays pictures really fast, and a bubbly square of water that scantily clad ladies like to bounce around in. Super cool.

Rhk1GD7.png


It's so fancy and clean! Look at it! You have no idea how long it took to clean my grungy foot and handprints off all of this white stuff! I would have used one of the three showers but I couldn't figure out how they worked.

wU3cHqz.png


y0ZGpps.png


The tiny bedroom at the bow of the boat will sleep whatever guests Mr. Dbl U should wish to entertain. But mostly, look at what you can do with flower pots now. They float! So you can make fancy hanging lighting like what I've showcased above, previously only attainable in Creative! Wow! A pretty boat and decorating tips, what a fantastic post!

I2VrnEW.png


A small living space tastefully decorated leads us to the master bedroom.

RLldDl8.png


The master bedroom boasts manly features such as a big black box and a bathroom with doors that don't close. Assert your dominance, poop in the open.

j0kF0Dx.png


The Starry is docked just outside WordlyWalker's mushroom island, slightly Northwest of the Spawn Island and was created so Barry and Steve could sail off into the sunset we have a place to party after we destroy everyone!
 
How can one refuse with such bribary a generous gift?

The day before today I did bend the knee for the caring, thoughtful, talented and skilled leader of The Vatnsmelóna Clan.

Anytime melon head needs help in the great war of season 3 I can summon a great army of awkward villager fools intelligent villagers, who will stand in corners and walk the wrong way do anything asked of them in this great fight for justice.

I hope that one day she will be able to find me a cure for the Moosh skin problem I have. Too much drinking of the mushroom soup it seems.
 
While the Viking lord and lady are in peace talks, and building modern boats with indoor plumbing (what even is that?), to sway people to join their brutal ranks, the Pirate council is growing in numbers, and super fancy looking banners! (Please come add your pirate banners, if you've not yet done it, Captains!)!



2018-09-17_11.06.33.png

In other great news, the shipless pirate Queen Ros, has gained a ship! Be ware, the White Rose sails the dark seas!

2018-09-16_20.53.06.png
 
All hail Odin!

After some lovely days out on the open ocean, we arrived at this cold and unwelcoming Northwest! We are currently "Hangout" outside the Melon Queen's bay. She has some interesting looking docks, and her ships have rudders... have we underestimated her? And why would melons grow in this climate?
Either way, I have sent two of my men in an OAK dingy to shore to arrange a meeting with the Queen.

View attachment 697

There will be no meeting, no talk, no such nonsense. We may be cut from the same cloth, brother, but I will not mix words with a viking from my previous village! A village that traded me away for a sack of potatoes! I'm worth at least two sacks of potatoes. COME ON.

THERE. WILL. BE. NO. TALKS.

DgDWh1L.png

NONE.

qFMaVVx.png


NONE.
 
(I'm moving in nw pirates of the sky) all will be welcome at the table in the sky's! (Ps anyone good t banners I need one)
 
One can't drink while navigating the sky's there is much more that can go wrong in the sky's. Unlike the easy job you sea dogs have!
 

Server Cost Donations

Total amount
$0.00
Goal
$75.00
Back
Top